3798 This Nicholas was risen for to pisse,
This Nicholas was risen to piss,
3799 And thoughte he wolde amenden al the jape;
And thought he would make the joke even better;
3800 He sholde kisse his ers er that he scape.
He should kiss his ass before he escapes.
3801 And up the wyndowe dide he hastily,
And he opened up the window hastily,
3802 And out his ers he putteth pryvely
And he puts out his ass stealthily
3803 Over the buttok, to the haunche-bon;
Over the buttock, to the thigh;
3804 And therwith spak this clerk, this Absolon,
And then spoke this clerk, this Absolon,
3805 “Spek, sweete bryd, I noot nat where thou art.”
“Speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art.”

3806 This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
This Nicholas immediately let fly a fart
3807 As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
As great as if it had been a thunder-bolt,
3808 That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
So that with the stroke he was almost blinded;
3809 And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And he was ready with his hot iron,
3810 And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot.
And he smote Nicholas in the middle of the ass.

Ah, Chaucer!

Good interview, Kim!